[$10] Here’s a novel and completely practical approach to opening a bottle: take an old wrench, slice off the bottom tooth, grind it down, and crack a cold one. Don’t have time for all that? Just buy a Bottle Wrench. Like most great inventions, the Bottle Wrench was created by a guy who said to himself, “There has to be a manlier way…” And there was: the wrench. The only thing manlier would be a bottle opener made from a sledge hammer… so one of you better get on it.